Kris Jenner says she and husband Bruce are not getting a divorce.
Unless. of course, it might get ratings.
After the National Enquirer reported earlier this week that Kris and Bruce Jenner are headed for divorce, Kris told E! News that her bond with her husband of more than two decades is actually stronger than ever.
That's what happens when husband and wife go to the same plastic surgeon.
"I said, 'Honey, I think we're getting a divorce,'" she told E! of how she reacted when she first heard about the story. "He said, 'Honey don't bug me with this. I'm at the hobby store buying helicopter parts.'"
Ha Ha, oh that Bruce. What a regular, freakishly stretchy, guy.
Kris added that she and Bruce are used to shrugging off ridiculous stories focused on their made-up marital woes.
"We just laugh it off," she said. "We love each other and just laugh about it."
What they really laugh about is how their family makes millions of dollars without having any talent.
"These kind of stories have been circulating for the last couple of years. We're absolutely not filing for divorce. Everything is great. We feel very blessed as a family. If we had to chase down and comment on every rumor we'd be working overtime."