Justin Bieber apologized for smoking pot -- sort of -- while hosting Saturday Night Live last weekend.
While in character as the president of the Miley Cyrus Fan Club on "The Miley Cyrus Show" sketch, he scolded Cyrus (played by Vanessa Bayer) for being friends with "that douche Justin Bieber."
"You're kidding me right. He looks like a lesbian ... . I heard he still has his baby teeth," he said. "I also heard he got busted for smoking weed and he's really sorry about it and people make mistakes and he's never gonna do it again."
Of course he won't.
Following his January breakup with Selena Gomez, photos of Bieber smoking marijuana at a party emerged on the Internet. More recent reports put him at a another party smoking pot and drinking "sizzurp" -- a combination of promethazine/codeine cough syrup and soda.
OMG, you guys. Maybe he was just, like, sick or something.