At least for one day, Guardino is comedy king

Most know Carl Guardino as CEO of the Silicon Valley Leadership Group, the high-powered lobbying group of powerhouse companies from Apple to Cisco Systems. He's also a fitness fiend who helped launch San Jose's annual Thanksgiving Day Turkey Trot charity runs. And he's an uber-wonk who brought along a copy of the state's 2013 budget for, um, light reading on the inaugural flight of All Nippon Airways' Dreamliner 787 San Jose-Tokyo route.

But Guardino, who acted as master of ceremonies for that Dreamliner debut at Mineta San Jose International Airport, showed he's also a bit of a comedian.

As a host of dignitaries, including former Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta, U.S. Ambassador to Japan John Roos and ANA Chairman Yoji Ohashi, each equipped with a big pair of scissors, prepared for the traditional ribbon cutting, Guardino quipped: "These scissors are important, but you can't bring them on the airplane."

The festivities also included the drinking of sake, of which Guardino deadpanned: "The sake is being distributed to everyone -- with the exception of our pilots -- on the trip today."

Earlier in the ceremony, with the Dreamliner's engines running and ready to head off to Tokyo trip, Guardino had to cut the program a bit short. "It would be a tragedy if our long remarks lasted longer than the flight," he said to waves of laughter.


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