An adult website wants Kobe Bryant and LeBron James in next year's NBA Slam Dunk Contest, and is willing to spend $5 million to see it happen.

Good. I'm tired of spending 23 seconds on Google every year, trying to figure out the participants are.

Sex.com, which describes itself as the "virtual pinboard for porn," is offering the Los Angeles Lakers star $5 million to take part in the contest -- on the condition that LeBron James also participates.

Clever ... a porn site gets affiliated with the NBA by offering someone gobs of cash.

But they aren't the only ones tired of no-name dunk competitions (high profile players have tended to skip the competition in recent years). NBA legend Magic Johnson recently said he would pony up a $1 million in prize money if James took part in the event. Which makes one think about the "South Park" episode in which Johnson was portrayed as having giant stacks of money in his bedroom.

The website said the competition would bring some excitement to the contest, pointing to the ongoing debate among fans over which of the two NBA stars is the better player. Yes, because dunking is the measure of the best player. Just ask former dunk champ and 17-time all-star and future hall-of-famer Harold Miner.

That's right -- who?

Anyway, Sex.com says the five million-dollar offer would go to a charity of Bryant's choice.

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