"Steel Magnolias," the 1989 film starring Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine and a young Julia Roberts, gained a well-earned reputation as a quintessential "chick flick" and one of the soggiest tear-jerkers ever. But it was also darn funny.
Viewers will be reminded of that fact during the brand-new, highly faithful Lifetime reboot that features an all-black cast, including Queen Latifah, Alfre Woodard, Phylicia Rashad and Jill Scott. Yes, they'll have you reaching for the tissues when tragedy strikes, but they'll also have you giggling like crazy with every tart zinger they hurl.
Of course, you first must be willing to embrace the dubious notion of remaking an iconic film about a tight-knit group of Southern women. (The original cast also included Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah and Olympia Dukakis.) Why mess with such a beloved classic? Well, because Hollywood just can't help itself. At least in this case, producer Craig Zadan and Neil Meron ("Chicago," "Hairspray") have delivered a first-rate, lovingly crafted update.
So it doesn't really take any time at all to find yourself immersed again in a small Louisiana town, where ladies meet up at a beauty shop owned by a genial woman named Truvy (Scott) to dish about the mysteries of life and death, families and husbands and hair and nails.
Much of the whip-crack dialogue is faithful to the original, right down to the snide remarks uttered by the delightfully cranky Ouiser (Woodard). "Don't
The film's main dramatic interest lies in the combustible relationship between M'Lynn (Latifah), a fretful, controlling mother, and Shelby (Condola Rashad), her strong-willed daughter. They bump heads over Shelby's impending wedding and just about everything else, but it's obvious their bond is unbreakable.
Like the original, this is not what you'd consider a "guy's movie." The male characters are nearly non-entities. Nothing blows up. No one gets naked. There's not a single car chase. Even the appearance of basketball great Julius Erving (Dr. J!) in the small role of local minister can't offset all the estrogen.
No, this is a celebration of girl power, pure and simple. The women are the steel magnolias of the title -- Southern belles who might appear to be delicate flowers on the outside but are strong enough at their core to conquer any challenge. Even a terrifying health crisis involving poor Shelby.
The primary pleasure of the move is watching the lively interactions of its cohesive cast. Directed with observational shrewdness by Kenny Leon, the acting is so effortless, and the camaraderie so natural, that these women make you forget those folk who previously inhabited their characters.
And there isn't a clunker among the bunch. One might think that fresh-faced Condola Rashad -- Phylicia's daughter -- would get lost among the old pros. But she holds her own and works wonders with the emotional churnings of a woman who is occasionally susceptible to youthful yearning, but also knows the pragmatic limits of romanticism.
Still, the movie belongs to Latifah, who deftly conveys such a wide range of emotional textures that she reaches through the screen right into your heart and gut.
At one point in the film, a line is uttered about the desire to rather have "30 minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." Fortunately, the new "Steel Magnolias" turns out to be a full 90 minutes of wonderful.
FULL SPEED AHEAD: As previously noted, I'm a big fan of the political thriller "Last Resort" (8 p.m., ABC). But I wondered about where the series was headed beyond its extraordinary pilot, and whether the show could sustain its tension.
So far, so good. Thursday's second episode is a strong follow-up that has warships closing in on the tropical island where our rogue submarine crew has taken refuge. Andre Braugher, as the sub's captain, continues his electrifying work, but let's not overlook Scott Speedman, his second-in-command. He brings plenty of grit and heart to what could have been just a stock role, and he has great chemistry with Braugher.
Last week's ratings for "Last Resort" were only so-so. I'm hoping that you give your support to a show with ambitions that go way beyond your typical TV procedural.
READY TO ROCK: Launching its seventh and final season on Thursday is "30 Rock" (8 p.m., NBC). The three-time Emmy champ starring Tina Fey will have an abbreviated run of only 13 episodes, so let's savor them.
The opener has the "TGS" gang returning from hiatus, only to find Liz (Fey) horrified by the lousy fall program lineup that Jack (Alec Baldwin) has put together.
In coming story lines, the newly single Jack will be juggling plenty of women, Jenna (Jane Krakowski) plans a big celebrity wedding, and Tracy (Tracy Morgan) becomes a burgeoning film producer with an "Aunt Fatso" series. As for Liz, well, let's hope she somehow realizes her dream of becoming a mother.
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When: 9 p.m. Sunday