Lindsay Lohan is telling friends that the cops are out to get her.

Well, isn't that obvious the way they keep not arresting her for those things she says she doesn't do?

According to TMZ, Lohan is still insisting she wasn't driving last June when she -- I mean, her assistant -- crashed Lohan's Porsche into a big rig on the Pacific Coast Highway. Several witnesses have said Lohan was driving.

They must have all been drunk or something.

Authorities allegedly told TMZ earlier this week that they were going to charge Lohan for lying to police over the accident.

But they don't have to, because she says she totally didn't do it, you guys.

Lohan also allegedly says she's "terrified" of going back to jail, especially because Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that Lohan would be violating her probation if she breaks the law again. Lohan supposedly says it's totally not fair and stuff because, you know, she's totally been good and stuff since she was put on probation after the last time the cops were out to get her because she borrowed the jewelry from a store without asking.

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