Katherine Webb will star in a new reality show called "Celebrity Diving."
No, I'm not making this up. Yes, they really are doing a show about celebrities jumping into a pool. No, I don't know that there has ever been such a ridiculous idea tried on television since "Cop Rock."
TMZ reported Tuesday that the reigning Miss Alabama USA -- also known as the girl Brent Musburger made famous during the college football national championship game -- will be a contestant on the upcoming ABC show "Celebrity Diving."
That's right -- she'll be in a swimsuit. That sound you hear is Brent Musburger frantically reprogramming his DVR.
TMZ said the cast will include Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Nicole Eggert, Kendra Wilkinson, Louie Anderson, Drake Bell, Chuy from the E! Network, and Keshia Knight Pulliam.
Right -- Ndamukong Suh is still playing in the NFL and has a huge contract. The Lions must be thrilled he'll be throwing himself headfirst into a pool for cash and prizes.