Lindsay Lohan's laptop was stolen at the Shanghai airport, and she's offering a reward for its return, according to TMZ.
Do you even want to contemplate the things on that computer? Brrrr.
Actually, the website reported that Lohan is rather freaked out over the whole thing, because ... wait for it ... it contains naked pictures of her.
Is that really such a big deal? It's not like every man, woman and domestic animal has never seen a naked picture of Lindsay Lohan.
Nevertheless, TMZ said, she's offering "whatever it takes" to get the laptop back.
The website also reported that Lohan says the computer contains "private correspondence" from famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga.
Lohan was in China for the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards. Gossip Cop reported Lohan tweeted on Tuesday, "It was great to be in China and I want to thank everyone for their hospitality, however someone has stolen my computer at the airport ... offering a reward for anyone who can retrieve and rtn it, bummer to go home w/o it. xo L."
There's no word on whether Lohan was able to retrieve her laptop before she left China. Let's hope so. We don't need an international incident.