A strip club is offering to pay off Lindsay Lohan's storage debt.
I'm sure no one saw this coming.
New York club Scores has offered to pay Lohan's $16,000 storage facility bill and help out with payments on her $8,000-a-month mansion in Beverly Hills, according to TMZ. All she has to do is some hosting work for their website, ScoresLive.com. The "work" does not involve stripping or any nudity, but rather a fully-clothed hosting job for their online video chat forum.
Here's a weird idea: Maybe Lohan could pull herself together, take a few acting classes at the local community college, and try to be in some movies.
Never mind. That's just crazy talk.
In a letter sent to Lohan's lawyer, obtained by TMZ, the strip club said "We understand that you have recently been spending some time in NYC, and we would like to arrange for you to host a few events online for ScoresLive.com. ScoresLive.com presents hundreds of beautiful ladies who appear by webcam nightly entertaining upscale gentlemen in the privacy of their homes. We are currently starting a new promotion wherein we will engage famous, female celebrities as hosts for special events streamed live from our club, SCORES, on West 28th Street in Manhattan for the VIP members of Scoreslive.com."
Oh ... well, if it's
Lohan's father Michael Lohan recently told RadarOnline that his daughter and her team have already turned down $130,000 in endorsements so as to not "cause further embarrassment."
How much more embarrassment is possible?
RumorFix said Lohan is not at the brink of financial ruin yet. A friend close to the actress said there is no risk of an auction of her storage unit at the moment. And this isn't Lohan's biggest problem, anyway. Her probation was revoked on Wednesday and the actress could face up to 245 days in jail. She goes back to court next month.