Flaked with offbeat witticisms, cheeseball effects and fanboy splatter gore, the surreal "John Dies at the End" has the vibe of a shaggy dog story, which works both for and against it.
Slacker cynic Dave (Chase Williamson) meets jaded journalist Arnie (Paul Giamatti) to tell him about a powerful street drug called "soy sauce." After Dave and buddy John (Rob Mayes) have ingested the substance, they find themselves on an adventure involving co-opted life-forms, mind reading and dimension-traveling insects.
The result is an energetically nonsensical stew from horror outlier Don Coscarelli ("Phantasm," "Bubba Ho-Tep"), working from the same-named cult novel.
There are enough chunky bits of tongue-in-cheek -- namely in the enjoyably deadpan performances, including Glynn Turman as a philosophical, shotgun-wielding cop -- to satisfy aficionados of cross-bred genre experiments.
But by the time attention must be paid to actual narrative momentum, the loose fun of nutty encounters with a monster made of frozen meat, a combatant whose mustache rips off and flies away and a drug-affected dog named Bark Lee, gives way to the forced whimsy of stop-the-apocalypse comedy, a subgenre that already feels passé in the fantasy/horror world.
Until then, however, "John" lives in a frisky otherworld of willful incoherence all its own.
'john dies at the end'
Rating: R (for violence gore, nudity and language)
Cast: Chase Williamson, Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown and Glynn Turman
Director: Don Coscarelli
Running time: 1 hour,