Pattinson, of course, has been reported as being officially back together with Kristin Stewart. Which means that he's not even allowed to think about other women.
Then again, they broke up because she cheated on him. So, like, doesn't he have a freebie coming?
The actor, 26, was fuzzily photographed in proximity to the blonde, leading to whispers they seemed "cozy" and "flirty."
No, I don't know who was whispering. So what? The Internet said so and the Internet is never wrong.
"He had his arm slung around her at one point, and they chatted for most of the night," a spy at the Electric Room tells the London Daily Mail. "They looked like they were having a great time, and the girl was making him laugh a lot."
Maybe she was telling Kristen Stewart jokes.
Pattinson reportedly hit the club with a handful pals in the wee hours of Saturday morning and proceeded to sit "really close" to the unidentified woman.
"He looked really happy and relaxed," adds the source, "like he didn't have a care in the world."
Money, looks, unidentified blond women ... why would he have a care in the world?
Perhaps Pattinson was just exhaling from the drama that's surrounded him ever since Stewart's rendezvous back in July with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director, Rupert Sanders.