Somewhere, a giddy President Obama is on the phone, making travel arrangements to spend the next two months in the Bahamas. Because he knows he just won the election and won't be showing up for any more debates.
Yes, Lindsay Lohan has made her eagerly-anticipated presidential election endorsement. And Mitt Romney is sequestered in an unknown location, sobbing hysterically and wondering where he went wrong.
Lohan announced Thursday night that she's throwing her weighty support behind the Romney-Ryan ticket.
According to E! News, the actress was at something called the Mr. Pink's Ginseng Drink event at the Regent Beverly Wilshire, where she told reporters Romney's her man.
"I just think employment is really important right now," Lohan explained when asked if she was keeping up with the election. "So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now."
Oh ... employment is important. Well, there you have it.
Then she broke out the pie charts a Power Point presentation right there on the red carpet, offering sound and educated evidence as to why Romney is the man.