Kristen Stewart says vampire sex with Robert Pattinson was "awful."
That's right -- we're about to, once again, work a 'Twilight" actor's name into a headline with the word "sex" in it. This is what's known as 21st-century impact journalism, folks.
Stewart made the remarks while promoting the upcoming "Breaking Dawn Part 2" film. The 22-year-old actress told E! News she can't imagine anyone else but Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen to her Bella Swan.
"It's so obvious; it slaps you in the face anytime you meet somebody who you're like, 'We definitely need to work together!'" she said. "We clearly are into this, maybe not for the same reasons, because he's a nut, but I knew instantly. With Taylor (Lautner) too. I take full and complete credit for those boys."
We're assuming when she says "boys," she doesn't mean Rupert Saunders.
It's a good thing Stewart likes Pattinson because, as everyone over 40 years old out there knows, the two had to film some very intense sex scenes in the two Breaking Dawn flicks.
"(Director) Bill (Condon) kept saying that he wanted to make this one feel like you're very much inside of the experience," Stewart said "Like you're there, you're sort of a part of it, which is odd. But to do that we had to look directly into the camera instead of at each other."
So, it wasn't romantic, she was saying. Maybe she meant, like, like making out with your director or something.
Oh, we all know you two kids didn't have to wait long.