The coppers say they've got the goods on Baby Face Bieber.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney has surveillance video that heavily implies Bieber was the one throwing eggs at his neighbor's house last month, causing an estimated $20,000 in damage, according to TMZ.
Those eggs must have been radioactive or something.
Law enforcement sources reportedly told the site the L.A. County Sheriff's Department's is recommending the district attorney file felony vandalism charges based on two pieces of evidence:
1. Surveillance video taken from Bieber's house, showing the 19-year-old near the area where the egging occurred at the time of the attack. The source said it doesn't actually show him throwing the eggs, but he's there.
Good enough for me. Let's send him up the river.
2. A video -- obtained by TMZ -- in which one can hear what sounds like Bieber yelling at the neighbor in the middle of the egging. At one point, a voice that sounds like Bieber's reportedly screams "(expletive) you! I got another one for you actually." The video is too dark to actually see him, TMZ says.
The prosecution also has two eyewitnesses, though they aren't exactly objective: The neighbor with whom Bieber was jawing and his 13-year-old, who may or may not think Bieber is super dreamy, even when throwing eggs at her father. Though the girl apparently made a 911 call that matches the time Bieber was seen on the video.
Maybe she was calling the cops because her dad wouldn't let Justin Bieber egg their house at will.
The D.A's decision should come this week.