If Madonna ever wants to see a film at Austin's Alamo Drafthouse theater, she has to apologize to movie fans for texting recently during the "12 Years a Slave" premiere in New York City, according to Entertainment Weekly.
I'm sure she'll get right on that.
According to the website, film critic Charles Taylor asked Madonna to stop texting during the film, to which she allegedly responded "It's for work ... ENSLAVER!"
That's right. Stop enslaving Madonna, you guys.
Alamo Drafthouse CEO Steve League said he is "serious" about enforcing the ban, although he added, "I don't think it affects her life much."
Probably not. But it's the thought that counts.
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